Movie quotes

[FutureChickenMan]

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Ooh, ooh, yes you can! My mom used to be a science teacher before switching to algebra, and as a result I am now the proud owner of a very small collection of fossilized turds, which can certainly be polished. A couple are even quite pretty.

So sorry, I just couldn't resist when I saw that quote . . . I'll go hide now.

Uhm, once it's fossilized, isn't it a rock instead of a turd?

 

[Guitartists]

:| Yeah, that was me too... the "You're so stupid" one

 

[FutureChickenMan]

"I've been going to this high-school for seven and a half years, I'm no dummy"

 

[Love my Critters!]

Gus, do you want a poke, Lori Darling I'll play ya for it.

I know this is from Lonesome Dove!

 

[WisconsinChick]

"Its merely a flesh wound!"

is also from quest for the holy grail

 

[WisconsinChick]

'I fart in your general direction'

LOL i love that one!

 

[FutureChickenMan]

Quote:
There's also a similar kind of gag in National Lampoons European Vacation.

 

[FutureChickenMan]

"And this is our pride and joy, Snot"

"I dunno why they call it hamburger helper, it's good all by itself"

"Why'd you do that... uhhhehhhaaa"

"There's two kinds of people in the world Freddy, and you aint one of 'em"

 

[nutmeggie]

Whats UHF stand for? I know the Badges.... line but for the life of me can't remember from where and trying to figure out what the UHF stands for is driving me even more nuts!!!!

Okay and I'm so sorry for this because its more of a scene then one quote but its my favorite scene from the whole movie. and it has to do with a DUCK (Well kind of). Since so many other people quoted from this movie I just had to.... Sorry

Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
And what do you burn apart from witches?
More witches!
Shh!
Wood!
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
Good! Heh heh.
Oh, yeah. Oh.
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her.
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
Does wood sink in water?
No. No.
No, it floats! It floats!
Throw her into the pond!
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
What also floats in water?
Bread!
Apples!
Uh, very small rocks!
Cider!
Uh, gra-- gravy!
Cherries!
Mud!
Uh, churches! Churches!
Lead! Lead!
A duck!
Oooh.
Exactly. So, logically...
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
And therefore?
A witch!

 

[eggzettera]

Quote:
Better of Dead

"My God, it's full of stars"