Movie quotes

[ticks]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Wayne's World 2

 

[FutureChickenMan]

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Yeah.. pretty much the only British stuff I watch is Top Gear.

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

"Sorry, that was for the smell."

Not the most famous line from a great, famous movie. May not be word for word.

 

[tricia]

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Ha ha!

It's from Chicken Run. One of my absolute favorites!

 

[flakey chick]

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12 Monkey's

Actually no, it's from the Dream Team. Some obnoxious guys are harrassing their waitress and Michael Keaton's character tells them to knock it off. One of the guys asks him "Who the h**l are you?"

He slams the guys face down into his plate and give the mental patient line. He is actually a mental patient (with a history of violence) on a field trip. Their escort became incapacitated and the inmates are wandering around fending for themselves.

 

[nccountrygirl]

"Ladies I'm older and have more insurance then you do."

 

[FutureChickenMan]

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Fried green tomatos.

 

[dacjohns]

Best barbeque I've ever had.

 

[nccountrygirl]

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Fried green tomatos.

you got it !

 

[FutureChickenMan]

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Hmm.. I cant remember the name of the movie, but I know I've heard that phrase in a horor flick where the bbq'd ribs were uh, human ribs.