Movie quotes

[jnjross]

Quote:
yeah,

yes it's very wordyy. but wow, story of my life and my conclusion.

 

[M@M@2four]

Quote:
You got it!!! LOL!

 

[mangled]

"That kid would dig a hole to China"
"Yeah, but where do kids in China Dig to?"

Holes.

Awesome movie.

Em​

 

[Oblio13]

Lighten up, Francis.

Her: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Him: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship...

Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911?

We're not shy, we're contagious.

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

I caught you a delicious bass.

My neck! My back! My neck and my back! Oww, I want a hundred and fifty thousand! But we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.

... she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention...

You're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

... girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing ...

... every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Dear Lord, For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.

When I buy my wife, at the start she was cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak.

Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

How much for the women? I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me...

 

[northcoaster]

Quote:
The first 2 are Ace Ventura I think

3 is Adams Family Values (its a decent flick)


"delicious Bass" is Napoleon Dynamite

"she gave me a buncha crap".... Dumb and Dumber

"Television"... Homer Simpson (respectively)

the last 3 are Borat

-- The one about learing new stuff is bothering me though- because I know I know it- but I can't think of it

 

[mullers3acers]

how about this one?
Shall we dance.

 

[ticks]

Here is the best one!
"Your my friend to Todd"

The Fox and the Hound

 

[northcoaster]

Quote:
The first 2 are Ace Ventura I think

3 is Adams Family Values (its a decent flick)


"delicious Bass" is Napoleon Dynamite

"she gave me a buncha crap".... Dumb and Dumber

"Television"... Homer Simpson (respectively)

the last 3 are Borat

-- The one about learing new stuff is bothering me though- because I know I know it- but I can't think of it

oh I skipped "lighten up Francis"


-Stripes

 

[Oblio13]

Quote:
Wow, you're good. Also Homer Simpson.

 

[DuckLady]

FutureChickenMan wrote:
"And this is our pride and joy, Snot"

Clark's cousin, "Christmas Vacation"