Movie quotes

[dacjohns]

Quote:
I haven't seen that movie in such a long time. The only thing I remember about it is -- tradition--.

 

[seminolewind]

Quote:
I haven't seen that movie in such a long time. The only thing I remember about it is -- tradition--.

the village

 

[seminolewind]

Anita: I'm Anita Hoargarth.
*********: [Staring at it] I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old **** "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming."


Names removed that would give it away

 

[seminolewind]

Loretta Castorini: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been two months since my last confession.
Priest: What sins have you to confess?
Loretta Castorini: Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident.
Priest: Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?



added hint- romance

 

[seminolewind]

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "nonsense."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!


Hint added- comedy, really stupid comedy

 

[seminolewind]

Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am, Val. It took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not gonna let some idiot senator destroy that. darn the senator, I don't give a darn what he thinks.

 

[seminolewind]

Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
C: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
R: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
C: I don't want them back.
R: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
C: Underwear is underwear, Ray.
: My boxer shorts have my name and it says R******.
C: All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
R: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.
C: We're not going back to Cincinnati, Ray, so don't even start with that

 

[dacjohns]

Quote:
Rain Man

 

[Jacky'sMamma]

Quote:
"The Birdcage"?

 

[Jacky'sMamma]

You told Harpo to beat me.