Movie quotes

[Justino]

Quote:
National Lampoons Vacation...
They go to Wally World...
Love all the Chevy Chase National Lampoon Movies...

lol i like it when he flips out in the car

!!!!

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Quote:
Is this from "The Jerk"....
I love that movie... If it's not, sorry for posting such a long quote...
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Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
Navin R. Johnson: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog barks]
Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

Quote:
Citizen Kane

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

Did you fling her?

 

[maplesky7]

Quote:
Is this from "The Jerk"....
I love that movie... If it's not, sorry for posting such a long quote...
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Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
Navin R. Johnson: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog barks]
Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.

ha ha...love that part. I always do that part with my own twists...

me,
g

 

[Cheekon]

"Yesterday, Japaneses scientists placed dynamite in the bottom of lake loch ness in order to blow nessie out of the water" -Napoleon Dynamite.

"Did the chickens have large talons?" -Napoleon Dynamite

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Quote:
Is this from "The Jerk"....
I love that movie... If it's not, sorry for posting such a long quote...
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Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
Navin R. Johnson: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog barks]
Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.

ha ha...love that part. I always do that part with my own twists...

me,
g

Yep!! That's one of my most favorite parts of the movie too...I was originally going to put my own wordage in for the quote, but figured I better just take it from the movie instead...haahahah

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Quote:
I LOVE this movie...Hubby doesn't find it as humorious as I, but he still laughs along with me...Actually I think it's more AT ME than at the movie..ahahhaah
I love the way he Napoleon talks in the movie and his naselly voice...

I even had the same Moon Boots as him when I was younger....I think my mom still has them..ahahahahah

 

[Justino]

Quote:
I LOVE this movie...Hubby doesn't find it as humorious as I, but he still laughs along with me...Actually I think it's more AT ME than at the movie..ahahhaah
I love the way he Napoleon talks in the movie and his naselly voice...

I even had the same Moon Boots as him when I was younger....I think my mom still has them..ahahahahah

Hey napolian, give some of ur tots......GROSS!!!

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Quote:
I LOVE this movie...Hubby doesn't find it as humorious as I, but he still laughs along with me...Actually I think it's more AT ME than at the movie..ahahhaah
I love the way he Napoleon talks in the movie and his naselly voice...

I even had the same Moon Boots as him when I was younger....I think my mom still has them..ahahahahah

Hey napolian, give some of ur tots......GROSS!!!

HAHAAHAHAHA
"My lips hurt real bad!!"
"Geesh!!"
"Your mom goes to college"
"Hey Tina you fat lard come and get your dinner...."
"Are you drinking 1% milk because you think your fat!!"