Murphy's Laws for chickens

[JennsPeeps]

1. Chickens will only dust bathe where you don't put DE.

 

[dacjohns]

If you have multiple nest boxes and they are all identical the best box will be occupied and the other hens will wait for it.

 

[Jenski]

Right after you scrub the waterer and refill with fresh, clean water, you are sure to see them drinking from the nearest stagnant puddle.

 

[keljonma]

Not a single hawk will live within 100 miles of your place until you put the first chicken there.