I will only be doing entries when something actually happens as of now.
Day... uhhh.... Mir, what day was it? (Mir: I dunno. Just say '8/28/12'.)
Today, we got something new... SCRATCH!!!!!!! It is delicious and crunchy and amazing, (Mir: It has my favorite... cracked corn!!!!) Malibu says we can't have more than a handful. I tried to tell Malibu that Mir hogs it all, but she wouldn't listen. (Mir: I do NOT hog it all... you do!) Nuh uh. Anyways, Malibu put sand in our coops. It's AMAZING and our coop no longer smells like chicken faeces. (Mir: Yeah. Chicken Fa... Fea.. Faeces! that's the word. What does that word mean?) It means... poo. (Mir: Oh. I knew that.) Yeah... anyways, I also got a cuccumber piece and a TOMATO which I tried unsuccesfully to shove in my mouth whole. It was only a little bigger than my head... Why wouldn't it fit? (Mir: Maybe because-) Don't go there, Mir. Hopefully, next time I will have more to write about.