My egg is cracked.

[A.T. Hagan]

Do you think feeding oyster shell will help?

 

[paddock36]

I would hate to see what they laid after feeding them oyster shell.

 

[RL]

Wow, how did you get your wooden chicken to lay an egg? Mine just stands around and does nothing.

 

[A.T. Hagan]

Well, obviously it's not a chicken egg. My wood duck laid it!