- Apr 29, 2011
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Mah name is Princess Layer, and I have been told I am extremely beautiful. However, because of the wondrous number of feathers in my fine bustle, which have an unfortunate habit of retaining my poop, my ma decided I needed a bath.
After the bath, she allowed me to peruse the strange torture implements that hoomans use to try to make themselves as beautiful as us fine chickens. First, I considered going for a sleek look with the hair straightener:
But my ma told me she couldn't use it on wet feathers, so instead I opted for a blow dry:
Now I am truly the finest and most pampered chicken in our flock.
After the bath, she allowed me to peruse the strange torture implements that hoomans use to try to make themselves as beautiful as us fine chickens. First, I considered going for a sleek look with the hair straightener:
But my ma told me she couldn't use it on wet feathers, so instead I opted for a blow dry:
Now I am truly the finest and most pampered chicken in our flock.
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