My Incubator is too big......

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Little Bro and I went to jail once for gett'in a bit plowed and shoot'in a cat out of his second story apartment window.... It was on main st thou... I dont think we would have got caught except he was low and left the first shot, made the correction and the second killed it "graveyard dead". it was about this time we saw the cops scurry'in around on the sidewalk below. They was real nervous by then too. kinda hard to lie about it with bullet holes in the screen wire....was many years ago. BTW, they didnt really have a jail, just handcuffed ya to a water pipe on the wall till somebody came to throw your bail...small towns, gotta love'em. Bill
 
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Little Bro and I went to jail once for gett'in a bit plowed and shoot'in a cat out of his second story apartment window.... It was on main st thou... I dont think we would have got caught except he was low and left the first shot, made the correction and the second killed it "graveyard dead". it was about this time we saw the cops scurry'in around on the sidewalk below. They was real nervous by then too. kinda hard to lie about it with bullet holes in the screen wire....was many years ago. BTW, they didnt really have a jail, just handcuffed ya to a water pipe on the wall till somebody came to throw your bail...small towns, gotta love'em. Bill

UH HA... RABBIT HUNTING THANKSGIVING DAY WITH SCHOOL BUDDIES... SLOW DAY HUNTIN... WE GOT BUSTED DOIN DONUTS IN THE 4 WAY INTERSECTION WHILE SHOOTING PIGEONS OFF THE COURTHOUSE ROOF (SEEMS ALL THE RUCUS FROM THE GLASS PACKS ON THE TRUCK FLUSHED THEM...)... DONT LAUGH! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO SHOOT A SHOTGUN WHILE HOLDING ON TO A FREEZING COLD ROLL BAR IN ORDER TO KEEP FROM BEING THROWN OUT OF THE TRUCK? AND RELOAD ALL AT ONCE...
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FUNNY PART IS 2 OF THEM BECAME DEPT SHERIFFS,1 A DEPT JAILOR, ANOTHER MAYOR OF A NEARBY TOWN AND I HAD A CARREER IN FIRE RESCUE INCLUDING PARAMEDIC WITH STATE AND FEDERAL SWAT TEAMS... NOW THATS IRONIC!

BUT BOY DID WE HAVE SOME WILD HILLBILLY FUN THEM DAYZ...
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We Should Have Known Better As The Sheriffs Office Was In The Courthouse.... As In The Courthouse We Were Shooting Pigeons Off Of.... Yep Not Too Bright In Retrospect, But It Was Gawd Awful Cold And We Were Tanked Up With Antifreeze So To Speak... Clouded Judgement And All...


But It Was Fun
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I think I'm gonna bring DPC Poultry into this, we were duck hunting and as soon as one goose flies over we shot about 15 times and didn't kill it so it just so happens it lands dead in an old lady's yard. Well you bet we heard about that, she called us and said: They was some man in camo on your property shootin a poor ol duck, them shots was so close I could feel the wind in my hair and smell the gun powder, They even shot that poor little duck down in my front yawd. Do you know anyone who wood do that?? Good lawd I could have got killed. Please note that we were a couple hundred yards from her house and well the ducks and geese sort of did land there. Around there you get screamed at for not breaking the law. I don't want to say some of the other stuff, maybe in a few years???
 
Geese Are Tough... The Lab Has Had More Than 1 20 Minute Round Trip Retrieving Them With Me... They Can Take A Good Wallup And Keep Going For A While.... I Have Told Folks New To Hunting Them That They're Somewhere Between A Feathered Bowling Ball And A Flying Tank
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