Oh, about the pork flavored chicken.....I actually cooked something last night that fit in that category. I put a whole chicken in the crock pot and poured over top of it a jar of alfredo sauce with bacon in it. When I got home from work, I cooked up some fettuccine noodles and tore the chicken off the bone, put it over the noodles with the alfredo sauce. It was good....of course. Bacon on anything is good, RIGHT?!?!