Reminds me of a Blooie story.....got time?
13 year old Terrin was frantically trying to find her “training bra” one morning. In the process she was ruining the morning for everyone, stomping around opening and slamming doors and dresser drawers, ripping stuff out of the dirty clothes hamper, pulling things out from the closet.....in general being a real little snit about not being able to find it. Exasperated, 11 year old Kenny said, “It’s pretty small. Did you look in the washer? Maybe it fell in the little holes in there.” Terrin was NOT happy and turned her wrath on him, as expected. Tam finally found it and peace (although always temporary) was restored.
Fast forward a week. Kenny had a baseball game and his, um, supporter also turned up missing. Although he wasn’t quite as vocal and angry as Terrin had been, he was still getting pretty frantic as he searched. Terrin made a great show of helping him look, and she took charge of the upstairs while he searched downstairs. She came down with a nasty grin on her face, tossed Kenny an empty Juicy Fruit chewing gum package, and said, “It’s pretty small....did you look in here?” Peace shattered. <sigh>