My Rooster Michael Flung His Poo!

[Brightside1]

A fmale friend of mine came to visit me. My rooster Michael had never seen this woman before, so he did his usual,”Oh, I’m just pecking the ground, don’t mind me” method of coming up with a stealth attack. I firmly told him no several times , pointing my finger at him, and he got the point.
But my friend wanted to let Michael and she said it would be okay since she is learning about roosters because her in laws have chickens. So she walked up to Michael to pet him. He of course pulled his head back like, “Oh Hell No you didn’t!” And when she backed her hand away, he came up with a missed peck, a jump in the air to scratch( also missed her) , but while in that jump right after the missed peck he managed to fling a good chunk of his poo at her and it was a bullseye!
Had anybody else out there witnesses this poo slinging technique?
Michael is an eight pound black Australorpe and he is arrogant but gentle to me.

 

[aart]

Did the poop come right out of his vent or was it stuck to his foot from stepping in it and it flung off when he tried to flog her?
Strangers petting roosters is not really a good idea.

 

[Brightside1]

Did the poop come right out of his vent or was it stuck to his foot from stepping in it and it flung off when he tried to flog her?
Strangers petting roosters is not really a good idea.

It came right out from his butt while he was in the air and no it wasn’t stuck to his foot. I saw that event with my own two eyes and he meant every bit what he was doing! She insisted and said she was used to farm animals. Michael is a pet . His bachelor pad is the top of a closet. He goes outside to poop or he has a puppy pad. I’ve done diapers on him but it’s like punishment to him and so he taught me how to deal with his schedule.
He didn’t try to flog her: he just stood there in the hallway looking at her and did all of the trigonometry before she touched him. He dodged ther touch, jumped up to peck her but missed, and while he was in the air his legs went out and his tail launched the bullet. Lord I hope that I can get a video of that. It hit her close to between the breasts. That being done, he turned his aristocratic self around and strutted back out into the yard. My friend told me that roosters can and do sling poo as defense but I believe he did it as a statement.He rarely allows me to pet him.. it’s like don’t mess up the good suit sort of thing ..
Also, lately his poo has taken on a different shape..it’s conical with the white part on the fat end of the cone. I’ll send pics

 

[CSolis]

Reminds me of some song I heard a long time ago about Kung Fu something.. And now we have Poo Flung Rooster.. what was the name of that tune?

Edit, Found it: