1. " OMG! You are NOT going to BELIEVE what I heard behind the coop tonight!!"
2. "Ok, girlfriend,, let me tell you about LaRoo, he is so NOT to be trusted!"
3. "All right, this is plan: Team one takes out the light, team two moves in with a wheelbarrow,, team three dumps the feed can. Susy, you cause the distraction, cluck like you're laying the biggest egg of your life or there is a skunk in the coop!"
"Oh, my gosh, Henrietta! You will not believe what happened to me. Get this, earlier today, this brown, smooth, oval thing just popped right out of me! No, I'm not joking! I think I might be dying!"