My Weird Dream-Tell Me Your Funny or Surreal Dreams

[BarkerChickens]

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OH my gosh! DH got snipped four years ago and I still have dreams that it come "undone".

Those dreams are more like nightmares though.

 

[Mattemma]

Last week I had a dream I was running around the attic putting out 5 gallon pickle buckets(I get them free IRL) to catch the rain pouring in through the roof.

At that same time I woke up(4am) to the sound of the toilet tank filling with water. I never hear it filling during the day unless used,but I guess at night the toilet(s) leak and refill.Totally explains my high water bill.

 

[kezabel]

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I wish Metallica would come into my dreams, kurt can baby sit my kids anytime he likes lol My daughter was going to be called Lars if she was born a boy. Love the band. Cool dream. I never usually remember mine but sometimes I'll get one that sticks in my head. I used to have really vivid dreams as a kid.
I had one of those dreams when you think you've woken up ready to start to day but really your still asleep. That was the weirdest dream I've ever had it was totally freaky. First I looked out my bedroom window to see a strange man walking out of the garage with his shirt pulled over his head, then I went out to tell mum in the kitchen what I had seen and as I walked into the kitchen she was washing up and when she looked at me, her eyes were red. Then the knives and folks started talking to me but Mum was carrying on like nothing was weird. I was telling her that the knive was talking to me and she just said "well you better do as they say" more freaky stuff happened but everyone in the family was acting like it was all normal I felt like I was going crazy. Thank goodness I haven't had another dream Like that. I also had a dream about being stuck on a huge conveyer belt with my mum and we were slowly getting closer to a really big sewing machine but we had no way of getting off. I had this dream every night for about a week and every night we would get closer to the needle on this huge machine before I woke up screaming, we never did get all sewn up lol but I still remember this dream today after about 30 years.

 

[cwhit590]

This thread is great! Dreams are funny things.

I had a really vivid, weird dream a long time ago. When the dream started, I went back in time and I was in Kindergarten graduation and it was really boring.

Then it got crazy. All of a sudden, I was outside in the middle of winter, it was all snowy, and I was in an airplane that was parked in a city park and there was a polar bear chasing me....?!?! I kept running down the aisle of the plane then running outside and getting back in the plane, but the polar bear kept chasing me around the plane (it wanted to eat me, lol).....so, I ditched the plane and ran over to some random people's house. It was unlocked, so I ran inside looking for a good place to hide from the polar bear....I think I ended up hiding in their basement...lol......yeah, and then I woke up.

I had this dream when I was in middle school....it was super random....yet vivid...I can remember all the details!

More recently I had a dream where I was singing in our church choir and Donald Trump was singing in front of me....lol.....??? All I could see was this huge comb-over.

When I was little I used to have these schweet dreams where I would start jumping and I kept jumping higher and higher until I was basically flying. I miss those dreams. Anyone have any like that?

 

[deb1]

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I love hearing totally random dreams. It always makes me wonder what happened in my day to produce such strange jumble of events in my dreams.

I have never had the flying dream but I know that a lot of other people have.

 

[chixrus]

i had a dream that i was going to the library and there were these monster things (ya know those monster things with like the bull heads from The Chronicles of Narnia, those of you who have seen it) and they had eaten the librarians so i had to lead like an army against them and somehow the twilight characters (

)came into it, don't ask me how. lol, dreams can be weird.

 

[Bec]

I had a dream the other night that I was pregnant, not very far along, but I could feel the little feet moving around on my right side. I was telling my daughter that it was his little feet, then he stick one out and it was about the size of my thumb! It was the cutest little foot, then he sucked it back in. That was it!

How strange!

 

[chickenlover50010]

I had a dream that I was on the kids game show called Fetch! and I went to the moon as my "challenge" It was the weirdest thing! I somehow knew all the other contestants names when I only listened to it in the back of my mind when I was babysitting my little cousins the day before. In the end though, my parents came and presented me with a rocket, a bucket of water, and a certificate saying I now owned the moon.