Naughty Pets thread

[PirateGirl]

make us laugh, cry, cringe

Lots of you have lots of animals, chickens and others.

Share the stories of your naughty pets here!

 

[sourland]

I nominate my daughter's pugs which happen to be visiting. I will not go into details - simply say that they are referred to as 'the pigs'.

 

[Junochick]

I had a wonderful gray cat when I was a teen, loving and sweet . She hated my mother one morning my mother woke to her getting sick in her bed. She pooped near my mothers head turned around to sniff it then vomited. Another time my mom fell a sleep on the floor yep my Gracie poop on the blanket she was covered up with. My sweet cat used to chew the crotch out of mothers pantyhose. Oh then one day mother left a fox fur jacket on the couch , yes you guessed my sweet Gracie pooped to that too. This is all true , I loved that cat.

 

[PirateGirl]

I nominate my daughter's pugs which happen to be visiting. I will not go into details - simply say that they are referred to as 'the pigs'.

We had a dog that was a pig. He would run away to eat the neighbors compost. One time he came home with an entire deer leg off a carcass. We ultimate got an electric pet fence to keep him around. He ate so much garbage he had the worst farts!

 

[PirateGirl]

I had a wonderful gray cat when I was a teen, loving and sweet . She hated my mother one morning my mother woke to her getting sick in her bed. She pooped near my mothers head turned around to sniff it then vomited. Another time my mom fell a sleep on the floor yep my Gracie poop on the blanket she was covered up with. My sweet cat used to chew the crotch out of mothers pantyhose. Oh then one day mother left a fox fur jacket on the couch , yes you guessed my sweet Gracie pooped to that too. This is all true , I loved that cat.

I had a wonderful gray cat when I was a teen, loving and sweet . She hated my mother one morning my mother woke to her getting sick in her bed. She pooped near my mothers head turned around to sniff it then vomited. Another time my mom fell a sleep on the floor yep my Gracie poop on the blanket she was covered up with. My sweet cat used to chew the crotch out of mothers pantyhose. Oh then one day mother left a fox fur jacket on the couch , yes you guessed my sweet Gracie pooped to that too. This is all true , I loved that cat.

 

[btguy]

my moms parrot this thanksgiving. she wanted the food on the buffet so first she flew over and knocked off the turkey stuffing breaking the bowl and after being shooed away... while cleaning was going on... she made a second attempt and knocked a carton of eggs off the counter. she spent the rest of the day in her cage. or if that is not good enough my fathers old yellow naped amazon hates women. he once leaned off the side of his cage and stretched as far as he could to take a plug from my mothers arm and more recently my mother decided he would be nice if she was giving him treats, he reached right past a piece of apple and bit the pad off her finger. he is pretty much a cage bird now. only i handle him mainly because i can take a bight well enough to keep ahold of him if he gets pissy.

 

[room onthebroom]

This might be my new favorite thread.

 

[SilkiesInSuburb]

Once my rooster Hammy went through a messy teen phase. He pecked my mother's feet and occasionally mine if I wore the wrong shoes. Mom was too afraid to even go out while he was roaming. Luckily he soon got over it with a bit of training. Something I noted was that our other roo, Carl, would practically attack him when he pecked at me! It was almost worrying at the time.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Posting to subscribe!

 

[Talithahorse]

I once had a dog that ate anything. She was a rescue and never forgot her starving days. She ate an entire fried chicken in less than 60 seconds, she pulled a ham bone out of a boiling pot, and even ate an entire pound of german chocolate that a friend mailed to my house (suddenly the UPS guy was her new best friend). She ate countless loaves of bread that she got off the counter and anything else edible. Despite that she lived to 16.