I've got one. On some of my fake salmon eggs I use for fishing it says "not for human consumption." Now they wouldn't put it unless somebody had done it...
The thing is, the stuff the eggs are in smells like absolute death! Why you would even want to try, much less actually eat it is beyond me.
I had a conversation with a friend, and we were talking about Canada and Alaska. I mentioned going through Canada to get to Alaska, and bless her soul, what was her reply? "NUH UH! ALASKA IS RIGHT NEXT TO HAWAII!" ..... Yep. Sure is. A big frozen place next to a big warm sunny place.