Need help identifying scat found in run from last night

[Folly's place]

My education was sorely lacking in poo identification skills.
Nifflers couldn't possibly leave poo like that!
Mary

 

[BantyChooks]

I refuse to photograph nargles. They resent it and are very shy.
Mary

Making nargles mad is a bad idea.

 

[BantyChooks]

My education was sorely lacking in poo identification skills.
Nifflers couldn't possibly leave poo like that!
Mary

The Texas ones can.

 

[Folly's place]

Fortunately we don't have nifflers like that in Michigan!
Mary

 

[RUNuts]

Everything is bigger in Texas.
Bigger cows and bigger pies!

Nargles are cute when they are mad. I mean, when you grab them, they all get cute. Almost like Canadians, eh?

@BantyChooks whom are you talking about getting kicked out of school?

eh?

(yes, I learned Canadian when I was younger - ya wanna talk aboot it?)

 

[BantyChooks]

Everything is bigger in Texas.
Bigger cows and bigger pies!

Nargles are cute when they are mad. I mean, when you grab them, they all get cute. Almost like Canadians, eh?

@BantyChooks whom are you talking about getting kicked out of school?

eh?

(yes, I learned Canadian when I was younger - ya wanna talk aboot it?)

Oh, NOW you gone and done it!! Do you want me to reveal that you were the 'mysterious thing' that snuck over to take a dump in Allen's yard? Huh? Nope, I thought not, you Elvis hater you. Keep your boots, please. <<grumble>>

 

[Folly's place]

ENOUGH! I'm done for tonight. The nifflers and naggles will have to fight it out without me...
Mary

 

[2 many chickens]

Looks human to me.

Any issues with your neighbors?

 

[AllenK RGV]

I can't believe y'all were talking scat about me.



Unbiased?!? I try to be as biased as possible.



Yes, I went to school. I was also asked to leave school. What is your point? I've been asked to leave bars before too.

I'm leaning towards raccoon. Depending on their diet, they leave anything from hard little tootsie rolls to squishy blobs of ickiness. They will eat small hairy things and bugs and grasses. If it was that small, a young one?

Other thought was a snake, but the worm segments are a puzzle. They will leave whitish areas also. Was anything dug, rooted or any other sign? Was it near the feed you scattered?

If the coop was open, they didn't go in? I'd think possum and raccoon would have invited themselves in.

The coop was locked for the night, the run was open to the world. I'm too lazy to open two doors in the morning before caffeine.

 

[AllenK RGV]

Looks human to me.

Any issues with your neighbors?

Lol not here but when I lived in germany my parents neighbors were scat inclined!