Need help identifying scat found in run from last night

[BantyChooks]

It must be the benefit of sleeping on frozen rags.

Good for the health, you know.

 

[GldnValleyHens]

Good for the health, you know.

I prefer a bed of hay myself.

 

[Kiki]

I am speechless!

 

[BantyChooks]

I prefer a bed of hay myself.

Psssh. Hay is for wussies.

I am speechless!

That's a first

 

[Kiki]

Psssh. Hay is for wussies.

That's a first

I need sleep or bleach.

 

[BantyChooks]

I need sleep or bleach.

I need sleep or bleach.

Bleach??

 

[Peppercorngal]

Looks like it could be skunk poop. Do you have them where you are? Could be possum too. It's definitely mammal poo.

 

[AllenK RGV]

Looks like it could be skunk poop. Do you have them where you are? Could be possum too. It's definitely mammal poo.

I have yet to see a dead skunk on the road or to smell one down here. I do see dead ring tailed cats and raccoon on the road and my cat does bring me oppossums if that helps.

 

[AllenK RGV]

Fresh Swamp Rat! I'll dust off my Shrek cook book. Hold the fleas. And the worms please!

It's at least a week in the USPS, so the heating pad should reach 250°F for a fully cooked rat by the time it gets here. Better add a bottle of wine so it won't be too dry. Please shove rosemary and basil up its scat hole. And while you are shoving...

Hey, what are you gonna do with that raccoon? Send it too. Maybe in a nice chianti? With fava beans?

Dunno what to do with the coon when I trap it. Letting it out of a foot hold trap kindly for the vegan ain't gunna happen. I am assuming I will beat it to death with a shovel. No need to wake up the neighbors by shooting it.

 

[AllenK RGV]

Fresh Swamp Rat! I'll dust off my Shrek cook book. Hold the fleas. And the worms please!

It's at least a week in the USPS, so the heating pad should reach 250°F for a fully cooked rat by the time it gets here. Better add a bottle of wine so it won't be too dry. Please shove rosemary and basil up its scat hole. And while you are shoving...

Hey, what are you gonna do with that raccoon? Send it too. Maybe in a nice chianti? With fava beans?

Also so sorry to report my basil forest didn't survive the move to the new digs, nor did our rosemaryI thought all that stuff was bulletproof especially our basil on its 5th generation of seeds.