:)~NinjaRooster's And Ducclelover10's Extremely Talkative And Unusual Chat Thread!~(:

[NinjaRooster]

Just look at your really crazy signature! And that should answer any questions anyone should have.

*reads my own signature*

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[NinjaRooster]

By the way, guys! I have a play I'm writing for a thingy. Can you tell me if you like the first scene and what the next scene should be?

here's a little background..

In the 1920's (or 30's??) alcohol was outlawed. Of course, people still home-brewed it but it was illegal to do so. SO some *insert sarcasm* brilliant people decided that since Canada could brew beer/wine/white lightning that they should get their alcohol from Canada. The trouble was, how do they smuggle it in? Eventually they decided that Canadians should start burying their dead across the border into America. Lets say someone peeked inside the casket...they would not find a corpse, but alcohol instead! So they would discreetly have a funeral, and then later that night, some men would dig it back up and sneak the alcohol into a car and back to their saloon where they would often have a secret room that the cops couldn't find. My play starts in a saloon/bar and they had a little trouble with management...


Canada Moonshine

Scene 1

Bar, normal evening. Bartender is talking to smuggler arguing about where to put alcohol.

“What are you doing? If a copper walks in were done for!”

“Sh! Don’t get your panties in a twist. I’ll take care of it.”

“You better, and real fast! I’m sweatin’ bullets here.”

*Smuggler laughs exaggerated ha-ha-ha, when a customer goes PSSSST.*

Enter Cop, bartender flies off the hook.

“Mr. Officer, sir! Come on! Want some white lightnin - or water?”

Cop arches eyebrow, “I hope nothing fishy is going on here, I’d hate to put you up in the ringer.”

“Nope, alls good, sir.”

“Really. Why do you have a black-masked individual behind the counter? In fact, whats going on back there?” Peeks over, “What in tarnation? You backsliding, no good, cur! You got moonshine back here!”

Smuggle darts out the back door while bartender is put in jail.

OOoooh! I like it!

 

[MsChickenMomma]

I'm done reading............. that was... strange. And confusing. I don't think I read far enough back.

 

[MsChickenMomma]

*whispers* I think everybody died.... o_o

 

[NinjaRooster]

*whispers* I think everybody died.... o_o

No, but if you'd like to set up an appointment...

(you know that scene from Batman Begins...?)

 

[MsChickenMomma]

No, but if you'd like to set up an appointment...

(you know that scene from Batman Begins...?)

Yes, yes I do.

 

[MsChickenMomma]

I just now realized that I can type without looking at the keyboard. Im so unobservant......

 

[OwlLover]

I just now realized that I can type without looking at the keyboard. Im so unobservant......

I've been able to do that for a couple years.

 

[OwlLover]

I have officially been up for 24 hours. ._. I hate insomnia so much.

 

[NinjaRooster]

I have officially been up for 24 hours. ._. I hate insomnia so much.

awwww! poor owl!


.................ya want me to hit you over the head with a frying pan....?