NinjaRooster's extremely talkative chat thread.

[NinjaRooster]

This my generation. Get out!

 

[The Breaker]

I know who she is. LITTLEST REBEL!!!!!

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

I can only hope that's not the name of my temple; I've already named him Murdoc

 

[NinjaRooster]

Slightly clueless...

 

[OwlLover]

How nice it is that the ceiling fan exploded! I have had it for over 300 years. The Otterbox on my iPhone is the fourth color to have ever existed. I wonder what that blue lamp is for? It looks like a fax machine. OH MY GOODNESS there's a bear in that tomato tree! It looks like it's vomiting, but I'm not sure. How are printers made? Do they come from blue clouds? Ohhh my goodness. I let my dog outside this morning, and there's been a fog advisory across the continent since. oinfj;bngujb;jr;b;n;iofroi The stairs are cold. No, I don't want to take the elevator! The pizza still isn't here, Hannah! If it takes longer than 30 minutes, it's free! Don't answer the door!

 

[NinjaRooster]

How nice it is that the ceiling fan exploded! I have had it for over 300 years. The Otterbox on my iPhone is the fourth color to have ever existed. I wonder what that blue lamp is for? It looks like a fax machine. OH MY GOODNESS there's a bear in that tomato tree! It looks like it's vomiting, but I'm not sure. How are printers made? Do they come from blue clouds? Ohhh my goodness. I let my dog outside this morning, and there's been a fog advisory across the continent since. oinfj;bngujb;jr;b;n;iofroi The stairs are cold. No, I don't want to take the elevator! The pizza still isn't here, Hannah! If it takes longer than 30 minutes, it's free! Don't answer the door!

Oh, have mercy...

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

Sometimes I wonder whether other people are insane or am I just the insane one or a bit of both? How come I say or a lot? Why is a lot two words instead of one or three or four or five or six or seven or...? Man, that was a lot/alot/a-lot of ors. Is or with an s the same word? Or different? Should I put a hyphen in the middle? Do I ask a lot of questions.
There's a lot of those red squiggly lines up there.How nice is it that they disappear when you post? Or else this whole entire post would be just red. I'm not such a bad speller, its more of a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing, if that makes sense or even partial sense. I mean, WHY SHOULDN'T IT MAKE SENSE? GO TO MAKE SENSE SCHOOL, PEOPLE, GAWSH!!!
It infuriates me when people say 'gosh' instead of 'gawsh' but it also infuriates me when people say 'gawsh' instead of 'gosh'. Dangit, forgot to consult the polar bear outside my window! His paw is stained red. Wonder what he got into?
My mouse has no glowy things. WHY NOT, MOUSE?!?!?!?! Must i have the living version of you? Squeak, squeak, squeak!! MY GAWSH!!!!!!!! I prefer your cousin, the USEFUL ONE! As in, COMPUTER MOUSE!!!
I'm sorry, mouse, for saying all those humiliating things about you, mouse. How about we make up, mouse? No, mouse? FINE, BE THAT WAY.
Don't curse me by never charging, 'cuz I'd be mad as a hot polar bear and you'd be in the dumpster and I'd be using a brand spankin' new mouse.
WHY ARE YOU NOT SCARLET, CRIMSON?! DO I HAVE TO GO OVER THIS WITH YOU? OR WHY CAN'T YOU BE BLUE OR GREEN?! WHYYYYYYYYYY

 

[OwlLover]

Sometimes I wonder whether other people are insane or am I just the insane one or a bit of both? How come I say or a lot? Why is a lot two words instead of one or three or four or five or six or seven or...? Man, that was a lot/alot/a-lot of ors. Is or with an s the same word? Or different? Should I put a hyphen in the middle? Do I ask a lot of questions.
There's a lot of those red squiggly lines up there.How nice is it that they disappear when you post? Or else this whole entire post would be just red. I'm not such a bad speller, its more of a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing, if that makes sense or even partial sense. I mean, WHY SHOULDN'T IT MAKE SENSE? GO TO MAKE SENSE SCHOOL, PEOPLE, GAWSH!!!
It infuriates me when people say 'gosh' instead of 'gawsh' but it also infuriates me when people say 'gawsh' instead of 'gosh'. Dangit, forgot to consult the polar bear outside my window! His paw is stained red. Wonder what he got into?
My mouse has no glowy things. WHY NOT, MOUSE?!?!?!?! Must i have the living version of you? Squeak, squeak, squeak!! MY GAWSH!!!!!!!! I prefer your cousin, the USEFUL ONE! As in, COMPUTER MOUSE!!!
I'm sorry, mouse, for saying all those humiliating things about you, mouse. How about we make up, mouse? No, mouse? FINE, BE THAT WAY.
Don't curse me by never charging, 'cuz I'd be mad as a hot polar bear and you'd be in the dumpster and I'd be using a brand spankin' new mouse.
WHY ARE YOU NOT SCARLET, CRIMSON?! DO I HAVE TO GO OVER THIS WITH YOU? OR WHY CAN'T YOU BE BLUE OR GREEN?! WHYYYYYYYYYY

YOU COPIED ME

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

THE IRONY

SOCRATES IS MAD AT YOU

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

I just spent exactly 4 minutes, 6 seconds, and 8 milliseconds studying a map of Antarctica. I wonder why the penguins aren't photographed? Do they hide in their castles of ice when the helicopters come so they aren't shown on national news for scoffing at Socrates? I wonder, wonder, and wonder some more!