UPDATE: Good and Bad news. Good news, we are probably going to get the ordinance changed, which is awesome. So hopefully others will get the chance to do the same and be in good standing.
Bad news is their attorney is interpreting both the ordinance and the law wrong. So they are telling me no hens until this is addressed properly (ie. ordinance change),
That's the most bureaucratic piece of B.S. I have heard in a long time. It really makes me

Two suggestions:
- Time to talk to the newspaper again. Public opinion is your best weapon.
- Get a judge to issue a temporary restraining order to keep the village from enforcing this ordinance until the matter is settled. Might work if you can find a sympathetic judge.