Non sequitur haikus

[electrycmonk]

where are you sitting?
do you prefer window seats?
fasten your seatbelts...

 

[electrycmonk]

Junior jiggly Joint,
Juxtaposition jack-knife,
Jicama Jell-o

(saved from post #432)

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Lentil soup is very good,
says Salt the Dominique.
What was yours is mine.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Please don't feed begging chickens.
It's clearly considered an invitation for
Feet in your soup bowl.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Green stains on the porch.
And I didn't get my lovely soup.
But the chickens sure did.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

(seriously. I fed her a chunk of potato and the next thing I knew she has both feet In my soup and is spilling it on my lap. I dropped it and ran. I watched fearfully from inside as the horde descended. When they dispersed, the bowl was empty.)

 

[electrycmonk]

Lentil soup is very good,
says Salt the Dominique.
What was yours is mine.

That's a different style.
Do you know haiku's pattern?
Its subtle and fun.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

That's a different style.
Do you know haiku's pattern?
Its subtle and fun.

I tried to do 5, 7, 5, is that correct?

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Green stains on the porch.
And I didn't get my lovely soup.
But the chickens sure did.

Whoops, went one over on the middle line here.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Middle of the night
Awake I still am, I smile
As my roosters crow.

Such silly things, cocks
Singing at night, in the dark
The ladies ignore.