Not a new member, but a small man with a big woman behind me

This is new members introductions, but either way it’s unfortunate that your chickens will be such a chore while your wife is away.
I just hope I can do it as good as she does. We never lose chicken under her watch.

She will totally beat a hawk down with a sandal. You don't mess with my wife's chicken.

She will eitherlly hurt you or set the dogs on you. Plwase never visit this property with bad intentions.
 
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I just hope I can do it as good as she does. We never lose chicken under her watch.

She will totally beat a hawk down with a sandal. You don't mess with my wife's chicken.

She will eitherlly hurt you or set the dogs on you. Plwase never visit this property with bad intentions.
Well, it may be prudent to get yourself measured up for a coffin, just in case anything happens while she’s away :D
 
As a follow up. I just found out I am religious. I ate a taco today that was so hot I was rolling on the floor calling out for god to save me. I never knew I was so religious.
There was a time in my life I thought I was agnostic, but not after eating fire. Trust me I found Jesus in a hurry.

If anyone ever comes to south Texas I can send you to a great taco place for the same experience.
 
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What dosen't kill you makes you stronger! Lol! You're lucky it burned on the way in so it shouldn't burn on the way out.;)
As a follow up. I just found out I am religious. I ate a taco today that was so hot I was rolling on the floor calling out for god to save me. I never knew I was so religious.
There was a time in my life I thought I was agnostic, but not after eating fire. Trust me I found Jesus in a hurry.

If anyone ever comes to south Texas I can send you to a great taco place for the same experience.
 
What dosen't kill you makes you stronger! Lol! You're lucky it burned on the way in so it shouldn't burn on the way out.;)
trust me it will burn both ways you have to try south Texas tacos. They are awesome like that. They still taste great and are less filling!
 

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