Ended November Nuttiness, a Random Funny Posting Contest—Official 2024 BYC Mini-Contest

[M-H-Fielding]

Two windmills were standing in a field.
The first one asks, “what’s your favorite genre of music?”

The second one replies, “I’m a big metal fan.”

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Someone broke into my house and stole all my antidepressants.


All I can say is, I hope they’re happy.

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Bad-Dad joke #1
Where do you go to buy a spider plant?

Ans- The web

 

[M-H-Fielding]

I broke my leg in two places.
You know what my doctor told me?

"Don’t go to those places."

 

[Jenbirdee]

 

[M-H-Fielding]

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

 

[-Shade-]

Give a man a match, and he can keep himself warm for a few hours.

Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Why is it so hard to come up with G-rated jokes?

 

[Jenbirdee]