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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Jun 21, 2008.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

    Feb 4, 2007
    Leesville, SC
    More fun lists from my daughter. Hey, everybody loves lists!
    NOTE: This is intended to be fun. You are not authorized to analyze these things to death, nor take them too seriously.

    - The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

    - No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

    - Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

    - You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

    - Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

    - The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

    - The King of Hearts has no mustache

    - American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

    - Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
    (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

    - Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

    - Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

    - The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first " Marlboro Man. "


    - The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

    - It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

    - A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
    ( I believe this one is wrong - I dunno why; I just do)

    - Dentists have recommended that a tooth brush be kept at least six (6) feet away from A toilet to avoid airborne particles Resulting from the flush.
    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

    - Turtles can breathe through their rears.
    (I know some people that can talk out of theirs...)
  2. dangerouschicken

    dangerouschicken Will Barter For Coffee

    May 6, 2007
    Columbia Gorge, OR
    - Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

    [​IMG] Oh man that's just funny [​IMG]
  3. smpezzi

    smpezzi Songster

    Jun 4, 2008
    I am printing that list for oldest son! Those a GREAT Thanks for posting, I needed that today [​IMG]
  4. amyquilt

    amyquilt Serama Mama

    May 17, 2008
    Amarillo, TX
  5. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

    May 24, 2007
    Those are great! Thanks for the laugh and info.
  6. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Songster

    Mar 20, 2008
    LOL I already knew everything [​IMG].
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
  7. dacjohns

    dacjohns People Cracker Upper

    I think Mythbusters busted the folding paper thing. It took a giganitic piece of paper and a roller to do it though.

    Seems I saw this thing on Snopes but I can't find it. Maybe just one of those forwarded emails.
  8. That's cool! Thanks for sharing that. [​IMG]
  9. mangled

    mangled Songster

    Mythbusters did the duck quack, too. I can't remember what the results were, though.

    My favorite is the Venus and women one. [​IMG]

  10. thechickman04

    thechickman04 Songster

    Feb 22, 2008
    Cumming, Georgia
    Quote:the quack didnt echo

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