NYDH contest5

[msladyhawke]

What do chickens grow on ?
Eggplants !

 

[SleepyOwl]

Punny!

 

[msladyhawke]

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She lays hand gren-eggs !

 

[Countrypunk92]

What is a cow with no legs?

 

[msladyhawke]

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

 

[tazcat70]

Out of the 5 first eggs my chickens have laid in 8 weeks. 3 are growing!

 

[msladyhawke]

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?
An eggroll !

 

[msladyhawke]

What is a cow with no legs?

Hehehe! GROUND BEEF !!!

 

[msladyhawke]

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She lays hand gren-eggs !

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
It eggs-plodes !

 

[msladyhawke]

Which day of the week do chickens hate most ?
Fry-day !