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Well according to the death clock thingy I will start pushing up daisies feb.1, 2035. So that means I will be dead when I am 54!!! WhAT THE h@%$!!! aND MY POOR DH will die march 11, 2027 at the age of 52!!! Sheesh we I guess we wont have to worry about taking space up in nursing home. Knowing my luck I will die doing some stupid thing like Falling off the ruff of a chicken coop, or flopping over like a beached whale in the shower. Ahhh well at least I wont be there to blush when they find my body. And go figure my DH gets to go first, that means I'll get stuck tieing up the loose ends. However my DH seen on TV the other day that they can bury you in a coffin customized by your favorite sports team. So he wants to be put in a Denver Broncos coffin, wearing his levis and a bronco jersey, and a hat that holds beers with a straw into his mouth. I would rather not be creamated. It doesnt sound real cool burning up into nothing. And I know if I were creamated I would probably end up as kitty litter.
 
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There was an ad in our paper from a casket company that airbrushes all kinds of cool stuff on 'em. There was one that looked almost like a classis car type of paint job, like something out of Hot Rod magazine! Way cool!

Anybody watching anything good tonight?
 
Cardboard is the way to go!

If you are cremated, they'll put you in a rented casket for the service then sitck you in a cardboard box for the cremation. Who wants to pay $10K on a box that you are just going to burn up anyway?
 
My husband wants me to donate his body to science.
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It must be the genetic make-up. I wouldn't want a bunch of strangers looking at my old dead wrinkly butt!!
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I'm going for whatever's cheapest. I can't imagine my family spending thousands to put my dead body in the ground. Heck, put me in the wood chopper and put me in the compost pile.
 
Plant me in the flower bed so I can REALLY be pushing up daisies...

Does anyone have to watch all the extreme fishing types of shows, or is it just me? I watched Most Dangerous Catch for an entire season, and when I made DH blow a wad of cash on crab legs for my birthday I thought that would cure the fascination. But NO! We watched another season of it. Now I'm watching Extreme Truckers, and something about lobster fishing, and another about tuna harvesting for sushi.

I didn't mind Dirtiest Jobs. In fact, some episodes are kind hysterical. When we watched the one on sexing chicks it kinda made sense why we pay extra to know we're getting hens
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When I die, I wanna come back as one of our chickens...we give them plenty of love and affection...
DH is getting a scented Ruffies by the curb and he'd better go on a Monday or a Tuesday early, because that's when trashday is...and I can't see letting him sit for a week...
As to the Aztecs, there calendar goes in cycle. The end of this current cycle is Dec 22 or 24 2012. That means that there will be violent upheavals in the earth, which may include bad storms, and may be even another shifting of the north and south poles. I do my homework...
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I like all the CSI except for Miami...I wanna slap the crud out of David Caruso. We also like Criminal Minds, Jericho, the Ghost Whisperer, Cold Case, The Unit, and a few others.
DS likes MythBusters, Dirty Jobs and House.
I really want to see the new Mr. Bean movie. Rowan Atkinson is hilarious.
 
Mr. Deathclock has my DOD as Aug 21, 2046 - I'll be 90. Unless I step in front of a bus before that. If I get my way just put me in a plain box and bury me in the woods. If predators dig me up, at least they will be busy with me and leave my chickens alone!
 

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