Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 01-01-22 Pic by CHlCKEN

[Ursuline Chick]

"I will," said the Little Red Hen, and she did. (after reading the skid loader manuel)

 

[gimmie birdies]

 

[Ursuline Chick]

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Bawk, Bawk-Bawk.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Seen in a singles ad:

Rooster looking for a cute hen, with fluffy tail feathers and a red comb. Freckles are a plus. Hen must be independently wealthy, and own her own back hoe...please send picture of back hoe.

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As an aside: This picture is sooo cute. She looks like she is really starting the thing up.

 

[STACEYH]

I knew this year would be easier, those worms don't have a chance now!

 

[gimmie birdies]

"...then I will do it myself!"

"What did you say?"

"I said I will do it myself!"

"Oh, I thought you said you messed yourself..."

"I am about to mess you up in a second, now get out of here!"

 

[gimmie birdies]

"Can't be that hard to figure out, if Farmer Brown can run this thing."

 

[JedJackson]

No earthworm can escape me now!

 

[gimmie birdies]

Hen reading warning labels-

Do not operate machinery if:
-You have a bird brain
-you don't possess thumbs
-you have not laid your egg yet today

 

[GingTato]

What does this button do?
*Makes machine move*
*Evil cackle* I'm on top of the world!