Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 01-01-22 Pic by CHlCKEN

[gimmie birdies]

~All you need is love...
wha-wha-wha-wha-whah
~all you need is love...
wha-wha-wha-wha-whah
~all you need is love, love..and a backhoe.

 

[gimmie birdies]

Remember the old way to dig?

Yeah baby...I have found a better way!!!

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"Yeah baby, I prefer the ways of old..."

 

[gimmie birdies]

One day a hen was waking through the garden and dug up a genii lamp, when she pecked it with her bill, a genii popped out and said, "I will grant you one wish." The hen said. "I would like something to dig for the most worms possible." (She was a chicken after all.) Poof! She was on top of a backhoe. And poof, the lamp and genii disappeared.

Looking over her new prize, she thought, "Maybe I should have wished for thumbs, so I can run this darn thing."
Suddenly a rooster showed up.

"Oh," said the hen, "you must have found the same lamp and wished for thumbs..."
"Nope." said the rooster, "I wished for an appreciative hen."

 

[Sally PB]

^^

 

[swampfox440]

Why did they set a green wire snare by the foot peddles? I hope that wasn't set to catch me.

 

[casportpony]

This contest ends Thursday at 11:59 pm Pacific time, so get those captions in and definitely vote for all your favorite captions, lots of funnies have been posted this week!

Friday we will announce the winner and start a new contest!

 

[casportpony]

@gimmie birdies & @MGG are tied for first!

@Isadora and @gimmie birdies are tied for second!

Sort by reaction score:
https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...-chlcken.1506183/?order=th_mrp_reaction_score

 

[casportpony]

 

[Liz Birdlover]

One day a hen was waking through the garden and dug up a genii lamp, when she pecked it with her bill, a genii popped out and said, "I will grant you one wish." The hen said. "I would like something to dig for the most worms possible." (She was a chicken after all.) Poof! She was on top of a backhoe. And poof, the lamp and genii disappeared.
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Looking over her new prize, she thought, "Maybe I should have wished for thumbs, so I can run this darn thing."
Suddenly a rooster showed up.
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"Oh," said the hen, "you must have found the same lamp and wished for thumbs..."
"Nope." said the rooster, "I wished for an appreciative hen."

Love this!!!

 

[Liz Birdlover]

And the Little Red Freckled Hen said...
"Who will help me till this garden?"
The pig said, Not me, I've got to lay in the mud today.
The cow said, Not me,
I've got to be milked later.
The sheep said, Not me,
I need to stay clean for shearing later.

So the Little Red Freckled Hen said,
"I guess I'll have to do it all myself."

So...ya think she's got this???
Oh, yes indeed, I think she does!!!