Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 02-18-22 Pic by OzarkChooks

[gimmie birdies]

~I'd like to teach the world to roll in a big pile of dirt, and keep it company...

 

[gimmie birdies]

~I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, for that is what I truely want to be-e-e, for if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, I could fall in the dirt an people would still want me...

 

[gimmie birdies]

~Like a good neighbor, mind your own dust bowl...

 

[greyslyn]

How much ground could a ground hen grind, if a ground hen could grind ground?

 

[-Flash-]

"How do I say 'I've had a heart attack' in human?"

 

[getaclue]

"My owner's a newbie. Watch me give her a heart attack."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"My owner's a newbie. Watch me give her a heart attack."

As a newbie, the 1st time I glanced over to see my new young hen sprawled out flat on the ground, wings spread out, head down & motionless, I almost did have a heart attack! I ran to her, yelling "Oh No, No, No! My Sweet Pea!"
And she just raised her head & looked at me like..."What is your problem? I'm trying to relax here!"

 

[kikiruru]

A man saw 2 hens.
1 hen would dig a hole in the ground.
The 2nd hen immediately filled the hole back in with dirt.
He watched as they move up the street,
doing this over and over.
The 1st hen digs a hole & the 2nd one fills the dirt right back in.
After several minutes,
he asked "Excuse me,
What are you ladies doing?"
"We're working" the 1st hen replies.
"Just the two of you?" He inquires.
"Well" the 2nd hen chimes in, "There's usually 3 of us, but the hen that collects the worms called out sick."

 

[kikiruru]

~I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, for that is what I truely want to be-e-e, for if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, I could fall in the dirt an people would still want me...

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[Sc_chickengirl]

Henny I have not spent to much time in the bath bool! You just lost track of time!