"I just pecked at a dot...good grief, I don't understand all the commotion, a dot is a dot.
Oh...yeah, now I get it.
That was a Deirerre Dot.
Gotta watch out for those.
I did get a free hat, though. Yeah, I pecked at the dot, heard a lady's scream as she ran off, and then this cool hat floated down & landed right on my head. Go figure."