Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 06-04-21 Pic by Meg-In-MT

[SueT]

I told you we should have upgraded our seats!

 

[gimmie birdies]

~My boyfriend and your boyfriend were sitting on a roost, my boyfriend said to your boyfriend, gunna set your coop on fire,
~bok about-hey now hey now cedar chips- i, na, Jock-amo fe-na-nay.

 

[M-H-Fielding]

End chicken: Iny, Miny, Miny, Millie, Maddie... where's Moe?

 

[gimmie birdies]

 

[M-H-Fielding]

First chicken: Why is he taking our picture?
Second chicken: Maybe he's gonna put us in the newspaper!
Third chicken: Don't be silly, he doesn't even see us so pretend you're not here!
First chicken: I've got a bad feeling about this...

 

[M-H-Fielding]

End chicken: Do you think he's found us yet?
Middle chicken: No. He's totally not pointing a camera right at us.

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Ok, who's gonna jump first?

 

[gimmie birdies]

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Young pullet: Oh, do be quiet, here he comes! Ahhhhhh, he's so handsome! What a tom! (Faints in delight)
Young cockeral (Her brother): You know he's thanksgiving dinner, right?

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Hey, there's that broody hen again. Quick, let's hide!