Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 09-03-21 Pic by Parront

[deidreg]

"I'm here on behalf of the flock to complain about the noisy neighbors next door. They have brick coops but we can STILL hear their music all night!"

 

[gimmie birdies]

"Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...now, you will worship me on your knees!"

 

[kikiruru]

do you have any idea how long it took me to get this pose perfected?
my only looking glass was seeing my reflection in mud puddles

 

[swampfox440]

I love how you love me when I see the mealworms .

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Well, Here I Am,
Ready For My Daily Hugs,
Who's Your Favorite
Snuggle Hen?" ❤

 

[gimmie birdies]

"History channel right here, listen up...you know those ants that farm honeydew from an aphid, by tickling them?"
"

'
"If you tickle a person's knee just right, you get meal worms."

 

[ButtonHoarder]

"Worship my elegance and grace, human. For those are things you will never have."

 

[kikiruru]

I am so beautiful to me

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Just to let you know,
We've formed an official
Egg Layers Union.
As recipient of Our Eggs,
Our Daily Hard Labor,
Tilling your garden,
Removing bad pests & ticks, etc.,
Our Rooster chasing off intruders & trespassers,
Our adorable chicks to entertain you & your kids,
& For Our Obvious Affection & Loyalty,
You are required to provide the following...
A safe & comfortable coop
Daily fresh water & feed
Cushy, clean nest boxes
Perfect perches
Dust bathing facilities
Treats of mealworms, veggies & watermelons
Your appreciation, admiration, respect
Caring, Tenderness & Hugs,
Your lap or knee to sit on,
& of course Lots of Love!" ❤

 

[kikiruru]

I was at the salon and I heard someone singing ‘bippity boppity boo’ and as fast as you can snap your toes I received a
Comb cut
Wattles waxed
Feathers dust bathe trimmed and highlighted
Pedicure and leg massage
And now I’m ready to go to the ball