Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 10-09-20 Pic by mymilliefleur

[LapisLazuli]

What are you looking at!!?

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Me to myself: Ok, all I gotta do is snap a pic... then another pic... and another... good thing she's well behaved.
Hen to herself: I wanna lodge a complaint! What, do they think I can sit still forever?

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Hen: I'm gonna murder you! I'm gonna squash you like a bug!
(She jumps off the fence and takes two to steps forward before I finally realize she's not talking to me, but to the little bug on the ground.)

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Hen: Does this posture make me look fat?

 

[RIR chicks]

Chicken: so, you say you have mealworms
me: get down and I will give them to you.
Chicken: never.
Me: no mealworms.
Chicken: I’m am going to need your phone
me: i don’t even have a phone and why
chicken: so i can call the cops and say you are doing chicken abuse
me: how am i abusing you?
Chicken: not feeding me
me: you have food up there
chicken: i want MEALWORMS.
Me: then come and get them.
Chicken: I’m to lazy

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Chicken: so, you say you have mealworms
me: get down and I will give them to you.
Chicken: never.
Me: no mealworms.
Chicken: I’m am going to need your phone
me: i don’t even have a phone and why
chicken: so i can call the cops and say you are doing chicken abuse
me: how Am i abusing you?
Chicken: not feeding me
me: you habe food up there
chicken: i want MEALWORMS.
Me: then come and get them.
Chicken: I’m to lazy

That's hilarious, LOL! (This post is not an entry, of course)

 

[LapisLazuli]

This is my fence post I payed for it!
Oh yeah?
Yeah I gave you eggs!

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Hen: What, who are you? Sorry, I didn't catch your name, little bug. Can you come a bit closer? A bit more?

 

[RIR chicks]

chicken: so, you call this thing a camera? How does it work. Hmm. This doesn’t meet chicken standards. Where are its feathers? Is this a baby hooman chick? Whatever it is get it away from my fence.NOW!

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Me: You look good up on that fencepost!
Hen: Really? Then I'm getting down! I won't give you the pleasure of seeing me up there if I look good up there! You won't give me mealworms!
Me hiding my face with my hand: (Chuckles to myself) It always works.