Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 10-09-20 Pic by mymilliefleur

[CIuck]

Um. Are you talking to me?

 

[kikiruru]

Rise and shine there’s work to be done on this farm sooo you better get busy

 

[kikiruru]

I spy with my eye tee hee hee I'm not saying

 

[SueT]

Did you just call me a "Duckel?"

 

[RIR chicks]

Part 4:

narrator: at the chicken coop
Chickens(not the first): hehe haha hehe haha
the mean chicken (who is getting butchered): well look who it is little princess chicky
Chicken(the first one): I’m not a little chick anymore and i heard the humans talking.
mean chicken: such an ugly dog
Dog:*growls ad shows teeth*
mean chicken: I’m going to tell the humans that dog growled at me.
chicken: i wouldn’t do that they said its almost butchering time.
mean chicken: they wouldn’t butcher me, I lay the best eggs.
chicken: okay then
mean chicken: *runs to a human*
human: there you are, we are going to take a trip inside okay
mean chicken: put me down or I will peck.
human: to late
all the other chickens: how did you get rid of her? Is she really going to get butchered? Who is the new alpha? What will Tom the rooster think of his mean Poise getting butchered? Will Tom like the new alpha hen?
chicken: i heard it is butchering time and that Poise was the one to get butchered. Yes, she is really going to get butchered unless there is a change of plans. The chicken gods came to me and told me I am the new alpha. I’m sure Tom would be glad Poise is gone, she always acts like she is better than him. You will need to Tom if he likes that there is a new alpha hen.

part 5 up next

To be continued...

Part 5:

Poise (the mean chicken): nooooo, you are making a big mistake human. I am a rare breed, the only one left.
Human: you are not a rare breed you are just a regular hen.
Poise: that’s what you think, I’m really a ummm, hmm, duck. Yeah, I’m a duck.
Human: I’ve had duck eggs, they taste way better than your eggs.
Poise: Okay well, I am a umm, turkey, yep I’m a turkey.
Human: you lay an egg a day not 2 a week like a turkey.
Poise: I‘m a bird .
Human: chickens are birds
Poise: uhh

part 6 up next

to be continued...

 

[TwoCrows]

Part 5:

Poise (the mean chicken): nooooo, you are making a big mistake human. I am a rare breed, the only one left.
Human: you are not a rare breed you are just a regular hen.
Poise: that’s what you think, I’m really a ummm, hmm, duck. Yeah, I’m a duck.
Human: I’ve had duck eggs, they taste way better than your eggs.
Poise: Okay well, I am a umm, turkey, yep I’m a turkey.
Human: you lay an egg a day not 2 a week like a turkey.
Poise: I‘m a bird .
Human: chickens are birds
Poise: uhh

part 6 up next

to be continued...

Fun little story you've got going here!

 

[RIR chicks]

Fun little story you've got going here!

Thanks

 

[kikiruru]

did you know I'm famous

old McDonald had a farm E I E I O

and on that farm he had a chicken E I E I O

yep that's me

 

[RIR chicks]

did you know I'm famous

old McDonald had a farm E I E I O

and on that farm he had a chicken E I E I O

yep that's me

*this is not an entry*
that is the best one so far

 

[Backyard Dacks]

Now, who was playing with my comb? I just spent a lot money on a combdo!