Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 12-02-22 Pic by MaryJanet

[gimmie birdies]

"Momma always said you were wishywashy!"

 

[gimmie birdies]

"So they finally pick your numbers for Powerball, and you left the ticket in your apron? I hope you didn't quit your day job..."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"You say you saw the farmer lady put her egg collection apron in here?"

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

The brand new , automatic chicken washer is here! For a limited time only, you can get it 50% off! So you can now relax knowing that your hens are nice and clean and you do not have to wash the sink after half an hour bathing your pet. With our newest machine, it takes only fifteen minutes! All you need to do is put the soap in, and turn it on!

 

[007Sean]

HOLD MY BEER !!!!

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Well, it smells nice, it's warm & the sound is interesting, not bothersome."

"Yeah, kinda relaxing actually...let's just hang out a bit"

(The machine emits a Loud Beep)

"Holy cow, what's that mean?!"

"I don't know whether to poop, lay an egg, or run!"

"Let's do all 3 & scram outta here before we get blamed for something!"

 

[gimmie birdies]

"When it is done spinning we can lay more eggs..."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"As you requested, this is our leader, Ginger, I am the hench hen, Clover. If anyone offends her, I do the attacking. Have you read 'Animal Farm'? Ya? Well she would be the pig Napoleon, I would be one of the puppies."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Millie, why do you wanna stand here?
Let's go peck some breakfast."

"I'm not budging til MY chicken saddle & Christmas clothes are done. Last year, I got stuck wearing a color that didn't compliment my feathers, plus it sat crumpled up & got wrinkled! Betsy, we've got holiday photos coming up! The human's Christmas card photo, too!"

"Oh yeah...I hear ya girlfriend...Let's both wait & get our fav outfits...no hand-me-down leftovers for us."

"Mmmmmm, hmmmmm!"

 

[gimmie birdies]

"It is beeping! Ahhh, run it is a bomb!"