Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 12-09-22 Pic by RebeccaBoyd

[Ascholten]

I don't come to the sand.
The Sand comes to ME.

...Cluck Norris

 

[featherhead007]

Nothing will get that chicken away from that sand pile... not even this headless chicken coming to get her at the timestamp (4:07) in this video:

Nightmare fuel!

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

The sand has been warmed up and I'm ready to heat myself up with this sand. Shine on me, sun.

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

This is Chia Pets' message to start making a Chia Pet chicken. If they made Donald Trump, they can certainly make a chicken. They even made the Golden Girls.

 

[WaveyCreekChickens]

No one can see me.

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

Um, kids, I'm not dead yet. Burying alive is a crime.

Kids, your mother is not MrBeast. (He did a challenge where he buried himself alive).

 

[featherhead007]

It was only a bet! You said two more days under here? This isn’t fun!

 

[Meri Maura]

"The chicken is a mysterious animal of great visual strength. They search for their prey through tall grasses with cunning intellect and...what's that one doing?!:

 

[rural mouse]

Ohmm. Ohmmm. Ohmmm. Pesky fly leave me alone! I'm meditating!

 

[kikiruru]

The Chicken's Version of Calgon take me away