Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 3/23/15 - picture by Tin-Tin

[Blooie]

I have the worst luck - adopted by a dude who ties flies.

 

[Oliver Douglas]

What, you never heard of a comb-over?

 

[jksranch]

You said I would get my tail kicked, not plucked!!

 

[Lady of McCamley]

What the truly fashionable gentleman is wearing this season.

 

[ccstar800]

Ummm... Excuse me. Have you seen my tail feathers?

 

[Chicken Girl1]

Shhhh!! I'm looking for a place to hide from Henrietta, she'll do more then rip my tail feathers out this time.

 

[ChickengrannyTN]

If you ever take me to that salon again I will Flog you!!!!!!

 

[KVG0908]

Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass
No.... Feathers? Aww ****!

 

[scflock]

Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass
No.... Feathers? Aww ****!

That's so funny that I'm mad I didn't think of it

 

[pattyhen]

I've heard that Rogain works for feathers to so I'm off to Walmart to get me some.