Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 4/28/14 - picture by cheeka

[BettyBlueSilkie]

That is the last time I catch you eating the chicken food!

 

[BettyBlueSilkie]

The PAIN, the HORROR!

 

[cluckcluck3499]

! 'If you give a chicken a mouse...

 

[Eggcessive]

All right you roly poly moly, say uncle!

 

[Featherzzz]

Mouse: Oh, please don't eat me! I'll be your friend, your partner, your SLAVE!

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

How odd. This toy makes an odd squeaking noise when I push on it.

 

[stonecoldchey]

"Okay who keeps putting dead mice on roost in the night? I wake up and its just sitting there staring at me, if I catch you doing it again you will be dead just like the mice! D-E-A-D I tell you!"

 

[marishfish]

Why doesn't anyone believe me?? I can catch mice just as well as a cat!

 

[SILKIEOBESSESED]

Chicken: Your last words?
Mouse: ummm
Chicken: don't you back talk me!
Crunch...

 

[brandy00]

"Joo wanna play rough!?! Okay! Say hello to my little friend!"