Open Contest Official BYC Poultry Caption Contest 06-20-25 Pic by Jenbirdee

[NorthwoodsChick]

“So, two ducks walk into a bar…”

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Rub-a-dub-dub. Three hens in a…coo-p. No, wait!

Loopty-loop-loop. Three hens in a coop.

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

“I can’t move over. She’s a picker”

 

[gimmie birdies]

"I did ask, but this town is a 3 hen maximum, and no roosters allowed."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"It is okay, we don't need no stinking roosters. We are strong, independent, girl bosses, and roosters hate that. Thus isolating us even more from roosters. But hey, we will always have our barn cat, Whiskers."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"Wait, we can have a rooster, if he doesn't crow. So let's keep him down, and never let him feel good about himself, he will never crow, but like a cuttle fish pretending to be female, he can stay in the coop undetected."

 

[gimmie birdies]

Hen 1-"Do you guys ever eat wood chips?"
Hen 2-"No, that is weird."
Hen 1-"Ya, me neither." *cough

 

[gimmie birdies]

"Wood chips are great nesting material..."
"Wood chips are for our droppings though..."
"Wha? Nobody told me that...I thought it was multipurpose."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"He said you were his sisters..."

 

[Chicken butler]

Nonsense Bernese! Do not carry on! You should not say such things about them. That is quit scandalous of you. Instead we should keep them in our thoughts, so what exactly did happen...