Official Definition(s) of Chicken Math

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hahahaha minus one husband = plus more chickens. hahahahahaha
 
My own chicken math definition goes something like this: Get 14 chickens,then get rid of three,then add six get depressed and tell wifey you wish you got 3EEs and 3BCMs instead of 3 Cinnamon Queens and 3 BOs. She responds that you have reached the "chicken ceiling". So then I go all govt on her well the govt wants to raise the debt ceiling why cant I raise the the chicken........... It was really warm in the coop last night,at least I didnt have to walk down to the coop this morning!
 
I want to add another "given" to the definition of chicken math.

All chicks hatched by a broody hen are HERS, not yours, so they NEVER count when you are tallying up your flock.

(I have to add that cuz my 6 chickens was 20 until 3 hatched under a broody this morning. One more pipped....But those will NEVER count if you use the above "given" when counting the flock)
 
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Down comforter?

Still picking the the pine shavings out of places where they shouldnt be. At least I can say I slept with 18 chicks at once!
 
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Down comforter?

Still picking the the pine shavings out of places where they shouldnt be. At least I can say I slept with 18 chicks at once!

you are a hoot!!
 
My chicken math is quiet simple.
Me "Hunny, how many chickens you want?"
DW "We're only allowed 5"
Me "Ok, then 5 it is"
A few months later 3 die.
Me "Hunny, we need to replace those chickens."
DW "You're right, I think we should get 6 more chickens."
Me "......Roger that hunny!"
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I leave all that math work up to the DW and she does a wonderful job with it. I love that woman.
 
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I'll take that one! It means we get to use variables to "reduce" our flock even more. Therefore.....more chickens!!
 

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