OH GROSS!

LoneCowboy

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Aug 26, 2007
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I went out and collected eggs this morning. I got 8, but I couldn't carry them all. So I put some in my coat pockets. Came in and put them in egg cartons. "I thought I had more eggs than that", I said to myself. Checked my pockets nope, no more. Hum.
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Oh well. This is the day that some lay later in the day.

Well, I went out tonight to lock the girls up and put my hand in my pocket. OH GROSS!!! What is that slimmy stuff in my pocket, that's all over my keys and stuff. Yep, you guess it, the missing egg. I guess it got wrapped in my head band I wear to keep my ears warm.
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I think I'll be taking out an egg basket or something in the future.
 
I've done it before... but worse. I put one in my pants pocket and then forgot... Bent down and crack... there goes the egg broken into the keys in the same pocket.... Stood up and egg white and yolk came running down my leg.. .terrible feeling.
 
I am always thinking that I will do that
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I am sure glad that hasn't happened yet...That would be a bad surprise to reach in and feel that slimmy goo!
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I done it once before as well. I forgot one in my swaet pants. Through them on the foor and later on when I wanted to put them on I can feel the slime on my leg. Me stupidly wondering why there is slime pulled out the shattered egg and said "oh there you are" Who wants scambled eggs?
 
I can't tell you how many times I've washed my jacket!
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The frustrating thing about this...I HAVE AN EGG BASKET!! I just rarely use it!!!
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