OK All you Texans!!

[CoopCrazy]

When I was in Texas last year I found out that the saying ( Well bless youre heart ) Is actually an insult... So naturally me and friends developed a few lines to go with it..

"Well bless his heart, if he had more then one thought in his head at a time theyd roll around like beebees on 8 lane highway"...
Or
"Well bless her heart she can't help that shes ugly, but she didnt have to leave the house"..

So come on Give me your best "Bless his/her heart"

 

[Poulets De Cajun]

its an insult? who told you that?

Nevermind, I get it.... LOL

 

[CoopCrazy]

Thats just what i was told...

I was told it was a texas thing.. We had a lot of fun coming up with em though

 

[Poulets De Cajun]

I dont have a 'bless your heart' one, but my favorite Texas saying is....

"It's raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock..."

or

"It's gonna come a turd floater..."

 

[CoopCrazy]

"It's gonna come a turd floater..."


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Had'nt heard that one..

 

[Poulets De Cajun]

Yup! It means that its going to rain so much that it will flood the pasture and the cow 'turds' will start to float.

 

[CoopCrazy]