Mine go nuts just to see me run outside like an idiot ready go postal on a predator! Then they all crowd around me for treats. I can feel them laughing when I leave. "That was a good one, Gertie". or "Good high note, Brownie." "My turn next okay?". I don't think I ever got the egg song. It's like the perky cheerleaders taunting the ugly chubby girl with acne and flat chest. Bunch of jerks.
