OMG EGGS

zazouse

Crowing
10 Years
Sep 7, 2009
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Southeast texas
OMG i am laughing so hard over here, decided to put a sign at the end of the driveway that said eggs nothing else just eggs, a man is suppose to be here at 6pm o pick up his order, i had just got the ATV in the yard when a truck pulled up and i thought HUM he is early, i asked him if he was here early to get his eggs and he said yes, so i went inside and came out with 2 dozen guinea eggs and asked him if his name was Philip so i did not give someone elses eggs to this early bird he told me yes and asked how much, i told him 24 dollars, man about fell over and said 24 DOLLARS what kind of eggs are these and i said they are your guinea eggs, he looked at me dumbfounded and i asked him again is your name Phillip and he said yes, i said you are suppose to be here at 6 to pick up these guinea eggs, he said mam i want eaten eggs but not for 24 dollars and then it hit me, right name wrong person, almost fell over laughing and this poor fella left dazed and confused over these high priced eggs LOL

What is even funnier is my husband pulled up when i was setting the sign and said (No body is gonna see that) but not 10 minutes after setting it i had an egg costumer just not the one i was expecting

 
Thats because it is reserved for special people!

I am gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you are also a Phillip.
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That's hilarious!
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At least you figured it out! Did Phillip2 buy "eatin' eggs"??
Poor Phillip left out of here trying to figure out how i knew his name before he even opened his mouth then was still wondering why these eggs were so expensive, we were both a bit confused but i got threw it where he on the other hand still had not figured out what was going on.

Had another guy drop in last week to tell me one of my guineas got hit by a car, now no way my guineas were 3 miles from me but might be some i sold to a lady down there and then i asked him how he knew i had guineas and he told me he could hear them, NOT when he told me where he lived i realized he had chickens cause i can see his coup from the road on my way to town, he was just being nosy as he did ask my if i sold eaten eggs and i told him no, they were not worth the trouble and that i used most of my hens for hatching eggs, I guess he thought some competition had set up down the road from his place LOL
 

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