One of my Australorps gave me a HEART ATTACK today.

JennieLamb

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Aug 28, 2023
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OK! STORY TIME! So, I have about 6-9 bird that's are early layers and are done by 9 am, then we have the jerks that will lay alllll the way til SIX PM. So, today, I went up to collect the eggs around 4:40 (gotta love DLS and extra day light) and I go left tho right, and I get to the last box to find the darkest of my 4 girls, sitting. Head down, slightly tilted, eyes wide open, ZERO movement, not blinking, no head movements, NOT BREATHING. Yeah, my reaction was *heart stop, start crying a little, full on bawling* ZERO movement from my girl, I touch her and nothing. SO, I grab her, and she does her low grumbly scratch squaw-w-wk, scares the crap out of me, and I'm momentarily relieved, before I get pissed and contemplating dispatcher her and FRYING HER on principle. Her new name? ASSHOLE!!
 

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