Oooooooooooooh,

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by chickenmum, Apr 4, 2009.

  1. chickenmum

    chickenmum Chillin' With My Peeps

    829
    3
    151
    Dec 7, 2008
    If my lips just left my mouth,
    packed their bags and headed south
    that'd be too bad.
    I'd be so sad.

    If my lips said adios!
    I don't like you
    I think you're gross
    that'd be to bad
    I might get mad.

    If my lips said Toodlooth!
    just walked right out and took my tooth
    that'd be too bad
    I'd call my dad.

    When I was just two years old
    I left my lips out in the cold
    and they turned blue
    what could I do?

    the day I got my first tooth
    I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth
    she had a beard
    and it felt wierd.

    Ten days after i turned eight
    I got my lips stuck in a gate!
    my friends all laughed.
    And I just stood there until the fire department got there and broke the lock and I had to spend weeks in a lip rehab with this guy named Charles who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because our lips were so swollen and even then we couldn't talk to each other because he only spoke Polish and I only knew like, three words in Polish but now I know four because he taught me the word for lip: Housta!

    Or something like that. Larry the Cucumber.^
     
  2. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] I always liked Veggie Tales.
     
  3. Whispering Winds

    Whispering Winds Chillin' With My Peeps

    I LOVE that song. We have the CD of Larry's Silly Songs and this one and the one about the Pirates who don't do anything just make me laugh!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. CityGirlintheCountry

    CityGirlintheCountry Green Eggs and Hamlet

    6,950
    71
    311
    Jul 7, 2007
    Middle TN
    Oh, wherrrrrrreeeee is my hairbrush?

    [​IMG]
     

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by