- Apr 14, 2013
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So yesterday was one of those Saturdays EVERY backyard and commercial farmer/rancher hates... Intermittent thunderstorms... all day... YUCK. Nothing gets done outside. It turns into an inside job day all day long and I hate those days. One of the reasons I really hate those days is because we have to outsmart very big birds during the day instead of at dawn or sunset.
Let me explain. We usually check our ostrich nests at dawn and sunset. Sometimes the odd egg will appear with sun rise. The birds are pretty docile at this time of the day. It's pretty common to see them walking the fence, getting drinks, calcium, yawning whatever
As the sun begins to set they all settle down in their own parts of the pasture. It's another great time to get eggs. Very safe. No worries.
But when it rains? We check after every break in weather. And sure enough they were putting them on the ground in between bursts of nasty weather all day yesterday. See the bird in my profile pic? That's Molenex. He's a HUGE blue/black cross. He's about 6 years old, completely grown out, and he's BRIGHT pink in the beak and on his shins. The bird is in season and while he's cool where he's fed and watered and elsewhere in the pasture... he's VERY territorial regarding "his" two hens and their nest.
He's never tried to kick me, but I've never pushed him hard either. He's rushed my farmhand, but never thrown a foot at him either. I'm sure if you pushed him past that rushing point, you'd live to regret it. Anyway, my wife walked one of the Mastiff's down the drive that borders the fence where his nest is. She comes back and says Hey there are two eggs in Molenex's nest. It was about to rain again so...
I put on running shoes and thought Molenex was distracted. I started sprinting and went 50 yards, went over a 7 foot fence, and landed right in front of the bird. I looked up at him and said in a VERY loud voice, YOU BEST BACK UP BIG BOY OR I'M GOING TO DOT THAT EYE I CAN'T EVEN REACH! And to my surprise, he did. Hah! So I scooped up the two eggs and high tailed it back over the fence all proud of myself. Molenex even came over and gave my thumb a peck
So I got the eggs marked, in the incubator and sat down to do some book work. Then 2 hours later I tried to get up. Guess who got the last laugh? Molenex
My back is COMPLETELY fried. I guess I tore something up in that brief egg commando moment. I'll be ok in a couple of days no doubt. My wife says I need to start running again. Yummy... Another day on the ostrich ranch
Let me explain. We usually check our ostrich nests at dawn and sunset. Sometimes the odd egg will appear with sun rise. The birds are pretty docile at this time of the day. It's pretty common to see them walking the fence, getting drinks, calcium, yawning whatever

But when it rains? We check after every break in weather. And sure enough they were putting them on the ground in between bursts of nasty weather all day yesterday. See the bird in my profile pic? That's Molenex. He's a HUGE blue/black cross. He's about 6 years old, completely grown out, and he's BRIGHT pink in the beak and on his shins. The bird is in season and while he's cool where he's fed and watered and elsewhere in the pasture... he's VERY territorial regarding "his" two hens and their nest.
He's never tried to kick me, but I've never pushed him hard either. He's rushed my farmhand, but never thrown a foot at him either. I'm sure if you pushed him past that rushing point, you'd live to regret it. Anyway, my wife walked one of the Mastiff's down the drive that borders the fence where his nest is. She comes back and says Hey there are two eggs in Molenex's nest. It was about to rain again so...
I put on running shoes and thought Molenex was distracted. I started sprinting and went 50 yards, went over a 7 foot fence, and landed right in front of the bird. I looked up at him and said in a VERY loud voice, YOU BEST BACK UP BIG BOY OR I'M GOING TO DOT THAT EYE I CAN'T EVEN REACH! And to my surprise, he did. Hah! So I scooped up the two eggs and high tailed it back over the fence all proud of myself. Molenex even came over and gave my thumb a peck

So I got the eggs marked, in the incubator and sat down to do some book work. Then 2 hours later I tried to get up. Guess who got the last laugh? Molenex

My back is COMPLETELY fried. I guess I tore something up in that brief egg commando moment. I'll be ok in a couple of days no doubt. My wife says I need to start running again. Yummy... Another day on the ostrich ranch
