Someone just posted a thread asking what to do about pasty butt and I almost replied that I heard rubbing a donut on it would help, but I was afraid that might get me into trouble. Plus, what if they took me seriously?
I made a friend spit her food out with this story and the worm one.. then we got to saying things like ohh do you think the hawks like chocolate chicks? Glazed chicks? Are any cream filled??? I think we disturbed some of the patrons,,, teachers on the loose, gotta watch them!